look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I think people are normalizing furries
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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