Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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