Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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