Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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