Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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