and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Someone came in the potted fern
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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