Ambien. No doubt about it.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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