Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
try to milk me bitch
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