; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
the raccoons are back...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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