Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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