I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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