These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
my liver is dry heaving
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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