He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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