Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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