I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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