We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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