Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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