Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
oh god was she eating orange peels again
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.