She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I wish you could order shots online.
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.