Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
someone owes me an orgasm
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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