you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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