I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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