But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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