My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
