ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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