hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Randomize
