So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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