he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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