Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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