So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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