last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!