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  After last night I still want u

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  But please keep that on the DL

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?

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• (212): View more from New York

  he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background

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