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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm

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• (714): View more from California

  BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL

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  Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!

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• (707): View more from California

  Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!

  (720): View more from Colorado

  True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural

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  YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT

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  ..........

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.

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