Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it