so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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