just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
40s are totally the cure
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Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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