Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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