That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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