you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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