we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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