i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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