She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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