So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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