is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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