just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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