He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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