Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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