Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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