you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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