Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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