you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Randomize