I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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