I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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