Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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