so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Shame is for Republicans.
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