Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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