I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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