Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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