remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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